Climate Summit Increasing Prostitution?

You probably saw that the proponents of the the theory of catastrophic man-made climate change claim that said climate variations are driving women in the Philippines to the world's oldest profession.

The science behind this assumption, not to mention the tenuous cause and effect link, is questionable to say the least. As Climategate reveals, coastal residents aren't the only ones pimping themselves out in the changing environment. The climate alarmist lobby, comprised of politicians, scientists, and activists, is nothing short of a multi-billion dollar business. With so much money on the line, its no wonder scientific inquiry is beat out by political expediency and manufactured consent.

Funnily enough, it was revealed Friday that the Copenhagen Climate Summit summit may induce an inadvertent bump in prostitution. An attempt to warn off conference participants from utilizing area services has resulted in a prostitute backlash where sex workers have offered their services free of charge to any conference participant with a valid conference ID and a copy of the Copenhagen government's warning.

I predict that the alarmists will try to make this a win-win, introducing a new line of "green" prophylactics.